Question
Can anyone tell me the best way to stop my false teeth falling out?
I was having tea with the local vicar the other day. I took a bite of my cucumber sandwich cut into triangles with the crust cut off and my teeth fell out. Oh! The shame i didnt know where to look. Please help
Answer
Its those sharp triangles on those cucumber sandwiches! Theyll get you every time. Dont ya know that Polident has that gasket grip? Head to the local drugstore first thing in the morning. Or wait until Wednesday to take advantage of the Senior Citizens discount.
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